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RW WEBSITE EXCLUSIVE #3: PAYNE vs. IRVINE



Grace Layton: The following contest is set for one fall, and is to determine who gets to pick the stipulation for the Troubleshoot World Heavyweight Championship Match!


( The crowd’s excitement is followed up by 🎵 ‘Misery Loves My Company’ by Three Days Grace 🎵 hits to a huge reception. Colton Pierce makes his appearance, stepping onto the stage with a smirk on his face. He walks around the squared circle and makes his way towards the announcer’s desk )


Grace Layton: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the man who will challenge for Xander Payne’s Render Wrestling Championship at Troubleshoot, COLTONNNN PIIIERRRRCCEEE!!!!

( 🎵 ‘Unstoppable’ by Fozzy 🎵 blasts through the speakers as the lights in the RW Complex go out before a silhouette of Alex Irvine shows up with his iconic light-up jacket. He turns around and throws his hands in the air, and the lights turn on again, accompanied by a huge ovation from the audience. Irvine marches down the ramp, feeling the love from the crowd. )

Grace Layton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada! ALEXXXXXX IRRRVINNEEEE!!!

Porter Hill: Sit down, get comfy and buckle your seatbelts, cause we’re about to go for a wild ride with this one people!

T-Minus: That’s right because we are here today for what will probably be one of the biggest Website Exclusive matches for years and years. Alex Irvine goes head to head with the World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne.

Porter Hill: And remember, if Alex Irvine can win, not only is he allowing Colton Pierce a shot to choose the stipulation for Payne and Pierce’s upcoming Troubleshoot match, but if he can do this, he is most definitely getting himself back in the talks for a future world championship shot here at Render Wrestling.

(🎵 ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill 🎵 plays as the crowd goes wild, some cheers can be heard, but mostly boos. Xander Payne makes his way out through the curtains, with the World Heavyweight Championship in hand. He scans Complex with his eyes before laying his eyes on Alex Irvine in the ring and beginning his walk down the ramp. )

Grace Layton: And his opponent! From Brampton, Canada! HE IS THE RENDER WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOONNNNNN! XANDEERRRRRRRR PAYNNEEE!!!!

T-Minus: But remember Porter, our World Champion is no pushover because this man right here has breezed through all the competition he has had so far, including Alex Irvine himself. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if he walked away tonight with the win, and the right to pick the stipulation.

Porter Hill: Alex Irvine and Xander Payne have had their issues before, whether it be crude drawings or inflicted concussions, but tonight they finally get to settle it one on one in the ring. This one is sure to be historic!

🔔 DING! DING! DING! 🔔


T-Minus: The referee has begun this match and both men locking eyes onto each other. The last time these two were in the ring together, Xander Payne walked out as the victor. Irvine looking to change things up, altering his usual game plan for tonight as he IMMEDIATELY HAMMERS DOWN ON TO THE CHAMPION!!! Xander Payne forced into the corner as Irvine stomps a mudhole into him!


Porter Hill: The referee separates Irvine from the corner as Xander quickly rolls out of the ring. Irvine keeping his focus onto the champion, running the ropes as he SLIDES DOWN AND TAKES XANDER OUT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK!!! Irvine out of the ring as of right now, grabbing Xander and sending him back into the squared circle.


T-Minus: Both men have been in this industry for quite a long time. Alex Irvine picks him up, leaning him towards the corner, grabbing his arm and whipping him towards the opposite corner. Irvine follows him, charging into the corner! PAYNE CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO THE JAW IN THE CORNER, STOPPING IRVINE IN HIS TRACKS!!


Porter Hill: Payne hops onto the top turnbuckle, grabbing Irvine and spinning around! TORNADO DDT!!! NO!!! IRVINE SHOVES HIM OFF, SENDING HIM ROLLING INTO THE CENTER. Payne gets back up to his feet, right into Irvine who DRIVES HIS SHOULDER IN TO THE JAW OF PAYNE! Payne is suspended on one knee as Irvine rebounds off the ropes, jumps over Payne, grabbing his head and DRIVING IT INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! Rope stunner from Irvine, stunning the champion and Alex now climbing to the top!


T-Minus: IRVINE SOARS!!!! Payne dodges it, circling around Irvine and wrapping his arms around! With Payne wrapped around him, Irvine runs into the ropes, holding onto the ropes as Payne releases the hold, rolling back into the center and IRVINE RUNS INTO HIM!! STEP UP ENZIGURI!!! NO!!! Irvine fails to connect as Payne ducks it! PAYNE GETS UP!!! SUPERKICK!! NO!!! IRVINE DUCKS IT AND ROLLS HIM UP!! WALLS OF IRVINE!!! IRVINE GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IRVINE, BUT PAYNE ROLLS HIM UP!!


ONE….

TWO….


Porter Hill: Irvine escapes out of the roll-up! Both individuals make their way to their feet! IRVINE CHARGES INTO PAYNE!! Payne dodges the clothesline as Irvine speeds up, bouncing off the ropes and into Xander. XANDER POPS HIM UP!! POP UP POWERBOMB!!! NO!! IRVINE WITH A GAMENGIRI KICK IN MID AIR!!!


T-Minus: Xander stumbles to the canvas! He is in position! IRVINE JUMPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPES!!! XANDER FOLLOWS UP AND PUSHES IRVINE OVER THE TOP ROPE, MAKING GO BACK FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!! Xander quick on his feet while Irvine uses the apron to get up to his feet and holding his back at the same time. PAYNE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND CONNECTS WITH A TOPE CON HILO ONTO ALEX IRVINE!!

Porter Hill: Xander Payne bringing down his fist onto the announce table as the crowd begins to lighten up! Payne pushes Irvine back into the ring, who was just on the receiving end of three hundred pounds. Xander climbs the turnbuckles, making his way to the top as Irvine is laid out in the center of the squared circle! XANDER SOARS!!! FROG SPLASH!!!! COVER!!


ONE…

TWO…


T-Minus: KICK OUT!! Xander beginning to become frustrated as he grabs Irvine’s hair. Payne pulling Irvine up by his chin, shoving his head away as Xander is getting cocky in this match. Irvine is not a man you would want to mess around with! Payne pulls Irvine up to his feet, holding onto his head!


Porter Hill: Xander Payne shoves Irvine away, runs into the ropes and back into Irvine! IRVINE PICKS HIM UP!! AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS!! Payne immediately makes his way up to his feet as Irvine grabs him and whips him into the corner. Payne bounces off the turnbuckles, walking into the center of the ring as IRVINE COMES FROM BEHIND!!! AND PLANTS HIM WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!!!!! IRVINE IS ON FIRE!!


T-Minus: Irvine with a running bulldog that sends Payne scrambling to the apron. Irvine jumps onto the turnbuckle, jumping off! DROPKICK!! NO!! Payne dodges the attempt, stepping into the ring as Irvine is standing on the apron. Payne steps back and DRILLS IRVINE WITH A SUPERKICK!!!


Porter Hill: Irvine struggling to stand on his own two feet while Payne steps onto the middle rope, standing on them as he grabs Irvine. What in the world is Payne thinking? Payne leans down and hooks Irvine up. HE PICKS HIM UP!!! IRVINE CRAWLS UNDER THE LEGS OF PAYNE, SWEEPING HIS LEGS FROM UNDERNEATH AND FORCING PAYNE TO HANG FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!


T-Minus: PAYNE IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION AS IRVINE JUMPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! AND BACKFLIPS!!! LIONSAULT ONTO THE HANGING XANDER PAYNE!! COVER!!


ONE….

TWO…

TH-


T-Minus: KICK OUT!! Xander Payne is still in this match and Alex doesn't look too happy about it! Alex would love to get a win over Xander here tonight, especially after he came up short at volume 5. Alex now telling Xander to get to his feet, as he slowly waits! CODEBREAK- NO! XANDER CAUGHT ALEX, AND THERE'S A POWER- NO! THE POWERBOMB GOT COUNTERED INTO A HURRICANRANA! Xander now falling back into the corner, AND THERE'S A RUNNING FOREARM BY IRVINE, FOLLOWED BY A BULLDOG!


Porter Hill: Irvine now to the top rope, and I'm just wondering what he could be going for! He's waiting for the champion to get to his feet, and you can see the look in his eyes, he's ready to finish this! Xander now getting to his feet, AND ALEX WITH A DIVING C- WAIT, XANDER CHARGES INTO THE CORNER AS ALEX DIVES, BUT ALEX ROLLS BACK ONTO HIS FEE- WOW! XANDER JUST LAID ALEX OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! ALEX JUST GOT TURNED INSIDE OUT!


T-Minus: Xander now dragging Alex to his feet and he looks like he's ready to put this match to an end! Remember the huge implications this match has! Xander throwing Alex into the ropes, BUT ALEX SLIDES UNDER THE LEGS OF XANDER, AND HE JUST TRIPPED THE CHAMPION! ALEX NOW ONCE AGAIN WITH THE WALLS OF IRVINE! BUT LOOK, HE'S TRYING TO SET HIM UP FOR THE LIONTAMER! AND IT'S LOCKED IN, THE LIONTAMER IS LOCKED IN ON THE RW WORLD CHAMPION!


Porter Hill: JUST IMAGINE WHAT THIS WIN WOULD DO FOR ALEX! XANDER IS IN HUGE TROUBLE HERE, HE MAY HAVE TO TAP AS HE'S NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES! THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN SAVE XANDER HERE, BUT LOOK! XANDER USED HIS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE HOLD! XANDER MANAGED TO FREE HIMSELF BUT THE DAMAGE MAY BE DONE AS IT'S STILL ALEX IN CONTROL!


T-Minus: Xander got out of the hold, but Alex now is just stomping a hole in the Paynekiller, and it doesn't look like he's willing to stop any time soon! Xander's backing into the ropes but Alex refused to quit stomping him out, and there's the count by the referee!


ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

F-


T-Minus: And Alex backs away from Xander! Alex now slowly approaching the champion, and now he's just using his foot to push Xander outside of the ring! Alex slides outside of the ring and grabs Xander. Xander reverses the hold, pushing Irvine into the barricade instead. Alex goes shoulder first into the barricade at ringside as Xander takes steps backwards with a determined look on his face!


Porter Hill: Alex is seated against the barricade, oblivious on what is about to happen! XANDER CHARGES INTO THE BARRICADE!!! CANNONBA- THE BARRICADE IS TAKEN DOWN!!! XANDER WAS SEEKING FOR THE CANNONBALL INTO THE BARRICADE BUT IRVINE MOVED OUT OF HARM’S WAY!!!! Xander slowly making his way out of the rubble while Alex now waiting inside the ring, and I don't know what he's thinking here, is he trying to recover or is he trying to win by count out?


T-Minus: I couldn't tell you myself T, but either way the referee is starting the count! This could be it for Xander, and a huge win for the “Best in the World”!


ONE!

TWO!


Porter Hill: Xander is slowly stirring, but can he make it to his feet? What the hell is Colton Pierce doing? Colton just got up from his chair at ringside and is confronting Xander Payne from behind.


THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!


T-Minus: Xander's making it back up, but look at Alex! Alex running the ropes, what’s he thinking? SUICIDE DIVE!!! OH MY GOD! COLTON PIERCE IS TAKEN OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!


Porter Hill: Colton Pierce was looking to force Xander to take the suicide dive hit, but Xander moved out of the way and Pierce took the hit. Alex stands over Colton with a shocked expression on his face. XANDER JUST FLOORED ALEX IRVINE WITH A SUPERKICK! XANDER TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAOS THAT JUST OCCURRED, NOW HE'S PICKING HIM UP!


T-Minus: Oh no, don't do this Xander! Don't do this! Xander, lifting Alex up in a powerbomb position, AND THERE IT IS! THAT DEVASTATING POWERBOMB RIGHT ONTO THE APRON! XANDER COULD HAVE VERY WELL DESTROYED IRVINE'S SPINE WITH THAT MOVE, AND NOW XANDER IS ROLLING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!


Porter Hill: Xander now crawling back into the ring, and there's the cover! Count to one hundred, there's no way he's kicking out of this! Someone needs to tend to Alex Immediately, there's no way he's walking away fine after this! The referee in position!


ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!


🔔 DING! DING! DING! 🔔


Grace Layton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. XXXXAAANNNDDEERRRR PPAAAAYYYNNNNEEE!!!!


('It Follows’ begins to play, although mostly overshadowed by boos as Xander Payne gets to his feet, and has his hand raised by the referee before shoving him off.)


T-Minus: Wow, that was just brutal. Will Alex be okay?


Porter Hill: I don't know, but Xander won the match so he gets to choose the stipulation for his match against Colton!


T-Minus: You're right, but look at Alex!


( Alex Irvine stays seated in the ring, looking around at his surroundings. The Best In The World looks defeated, and he goes to grab a microphone. )


Alex Irvine: You know… I never thought my start in RW would’ve been like this. Multiple high profile matches, still no victories.


( He catches his breath from the gruelling match, before continuing. )


Alex Irvine: And to make it worse? Here we are, getting closer and closer to Troubleshoot, yet I still have no match. And I guess I’m at fault for that, so I’m gonna make things right. There is no way that I’m missing Troubleshoot, so anyone who thinks they are worthy true competition to me, I challenge you to step up and face me. I don’t know whether this method will work, don’t know who will accept it, but it’s the best I can do at this point.


( Irvine lays the mic down in the centre of the ring before slowly walking off. )

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